"I think I am a Muffin Man. I haven't got a bell,
I haven't got the muffin things that muffin people sell.
Perhaps I am a Postman. No, I think I am a Tram.
I'm feeling rather funny and I don't know what I am — "
I think I am a squirrel. I haven’t got a nut
Perhaps I am a butcher with lots of meat to cut.
No I think I am a chef.
I think I am a sous chef,
Working for the chef.
Perhaps I am a vet who is visiting for a limp.
Aha, found a cluster of bone spurs - little bony growths that inhibit the smooth movement of the joint.
(I would not ordinarily have been so fascinated but I have just illustrated an arthritic knee for a cookery book.)
Froze pots and pots of stock and supped restorative broth for lunch.
No I think I am a seamstress.
I’m feeling rather funny and I don’t know what I am!